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Pinocchio
Written by Adam G Smith
Bring the magic of pantomime to life with Pinocchio from SpectromagicUK! This fun-filled, family-friendly script reimagines the classic tale with a lively panto twist, packed with comedy, audience interaction, and colourful characters. Follow the adventures of Pinocchio, the mischievous wooden puppet who dreams of becoming a real boy, guided by the dazzling Neon Fairy and cared for by his kind-hearted creator, Geppeto. Along the way, he encounters the larger-than-life Mamma Viennetta, the hilariously silly Pesto, and must outwit the wicked villains Stromboli and his cronies.
With plenty of laugh-out-loud moments, catchy routines, and modern pantomime charm, this script is perfect for theatre groups looking to entertain audiences of all ages. SpectromagicUK’s Pinocchio is a vibrant, high-energy production that celebrates friendship, honesty, and a little bit of magic.
Running Time - 1 Hours 50mins
Principal Cast Size - 12
Cast
Pinocchio - A cheeky wooden puppet with a big heart and an even bigger imagination. He dreams of becoming a real boy—but his nose might give him away first!
Mama Vienneta - A larger-than-life, glamorous Dame with a taste for drama and desserts. She’s loud, loving, and never far from an innuendo
Pesto - Mama Vienneta’s over-the-top, slightly clueless son. A natural-born troublemaker with a flair for accidental chaos, he’s desperate to impress his mum—but usually just ends up making everyone laugh instead!
Stromboli - A booming, bossy showman with a fiery temper and a love for gold. He runs the puppet show—and everyone in it—with an iron grip.
Signore Vulpesco - A sly, smooth-talking fox who’s always hatching a scheme. If there’s trouble about, he’s probably behind it—with a charming grin.
Meowzio McSnag - Vulpesco’s mischievous feline partner in crime. Not the sharpest tool in the box.
Geppetto - A kind and gentle toymaker who longs for a family. His warmth and wisdom guide Pinocchio on the path to doing what’s right.
The Neon Fairy - A dazzling, magical being with a modern twist. She sparkles, glows, and appears just when she’s needed most—with a touch of sass.
Albus Cricket - A clever and slightly frazzled cricket who tries to be the voice of reason. Whether anyone listens… is another matter entirely.
Madame Maldova - A sneaky, glamorous villainess who owns the mysterious Pleasure Island. With a wicked smile and a talent for temptation, she lures naughty children to her paradise—only to turn them into donkeys to work in her mines.
Clobbo - A double-act of clownish “tough guys” styled like over-the-top Italian mafia bodyguards.
Klutzo - A double-act of clownish “tough guys” styled like over-the-top Italian mafia bodyguards.
Villager 1, 2 & 3
Script Sample
Pesto: I must admit Geppetto has outdone himself, it’s the most real looking puppet I have ever seen! I can see why all you lot think he’s a real boy! I mean its great craftmanship, but you’re not real are you?
Pinocchio shakes his head.
Pesto: You see! Now I need to get back before…….waaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiit………………..I almost forgot my basket! Now have a nice day Pinocchio!
Pinocchio: You too!
Pesto: [jumps] AHH! It speaks!!
Pinocchio: Of course I speak!
Pesto: Did you see that?
Pinocchio suddenly jerks forward slightly, as if someone wound him up.
Pesto: Oh no… oh no no no… it’s moving… it’s moving on its own…
Pinocchio: I can walk too!
Pinocchio takes a stiff, jerky step.
Pesto: STOP! Don’t come any closer!
Pinocchio: What’s wrong? You look worried.
Pesto: Worried?! I’ve seen this before! I’ve watched the Annabelle movies enough to know that this doesn’t end well.
Pinocchio tilts his head unnaturally.
Pesto: Don’t do that! Don’t do the head tilt! That’s exactly how it starts!
Pinocchio: Sorry I am just a little stiff, I’m just trying to be friendly!
Pinocchio suddenly reaches toward Pesto.
Pesto: AHH! It’s reaching for me! It’s choosing me! I’m the chosen one!! Get back Satan! [to audience] Don’t laugh, you’re encouraging it!!
Pinocchio suddenly stops.
Pesto: RIGHT—I’m going to take my basket very carefully… and slowly… and then I’m leaving… immediately… forever…
Pinocchio: Don’t go! We can have breakfast together!
Pesto: Together?! With… you?!
He edges toward the door.
Pinocchio: Don’t worry, I don’t bite!
Pesto: THAT’S EXACTLY WHAT A POSSESSED PUPPET WOULD SAY!!